Money Makes Real My Medical Imaginings

If these things were true:

1) I have an illness that is not easily treated and that requires hospitalization
2) I have a lot of money and nothing to spend it on

Then I would do the following:

1) Pay Hugh Laurie a few million dollars to act like Dr. House
2) Pay a writer for House to write snappy dialogue for him
3) Pay the best doctors in the world to diagnose and treat me

Everything the doctors have to tell me they will tell Hugh Laurie instead, and then he will limp into room with fake reluctance and tell me that I was going to die but then come back after a few hours, pretending that he had reached some kind of epiphany and do something clever to cure me and then tell me that I’m going to be okay.

I would even spring for a cardboard cutout of Lisa Edelstein to stand in the hallway, making this face:

Posted by james at 4:42 pm on November 2nd, 2008. 4 comments... »
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4 comments.

  1. I love the face! Very good. I would do almost the same thing except in the end when even the great Dr. House couldn’t save me (and yes, I do believe those times really do exist) I would turn across the big pond yet again to another doctor to help brighten my dying days. Who might you ask? Well yes, and what is on second :-) Doctor Who of course as played by the Tennant version. He would tell me that time was really just a ‘wibbly wobbly, timey whimey’ kind of thing and that no one really dies, they just regenerate :-)

    But Cuddy would still be standing there with that face as she leans against the Tardis.

    Posted by Terri on November 3rd, 2008.


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